Patient Interview #1

2012-11-15T01:54:02Z

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[Upon waking up, a few things were abundantly clear to the Joker. One - someone had stolen his clothes. This simply would not do - those suits were expensive! Two, he could breathe again, and his skin no longer looks like a giant rash. That's certainly a positive sign - he doesn't remember getting the cure to his Titan poisoning, or getting into that Lazarus Pit, but he's sure that it'll come back to him sooner or later. Three, it's apparent that he's not in Gotham any more - he's probably lived in Gotham all his life (at least, that's how he remembers it at the moment), and he's never seen this many trees in one place, barring Poison Ivy's attempts to "return the land to its natural state" or whatever hippie nonsense she was spouting.

Looking around to try and find where he is, it doesn't take long for him to find the journal, and a quick look-through gives him all the information that he needs. Being trapped in another world doesn't faze him as much as it would other people - on the contrary, he finds it kind of funny. Here he was, on the verge of breaking out of one walled-in city, and now he's been thrown into another one!]

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[It doesn't take long for him to reach the town, grab a few necessary items from the stores, and break into a random apartment (though thankfully, it's unoccupied - not that it would have stopped him if it wasn't, but it's probably for the best), so he considers what to do next. As much as he'd like to make a grandiose gesture announcing his return to health, he decides to hold off - first impressions are important after all. Even if he decided to celebrate by gutting a few passers-by, people would think that he's a thug or someone like Zsasz, rather than seeing him for the criminal genius that he is. He'll hold off until he's got something that's worth doing. And speaking of first impressions...]

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Greetings, Luceti! No need to fill me in on all the little details about this situation - I think I've got the gist of it. It was certainly inconsiderate of our hosts to drop me a forest in such miserable weather, but I don't mind. [Actually, he's thinking of ways to kill them right now.] I'll just consider this to be a nice vacation - I could certainly use one.

This place seems pitifully small, so I'm sure I'll run into most of you eventually. I hope that, when I do, I'll brighten your day - after all, I always manage to put a smile on the face of everyone I meet!

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The Joker

Patient Interview #1