The Joker

Patient Interview #3

2013-03-21T01:55:04Z

[The Joker will be sticking with voice this time, still staying out of the camera's view. He needs a bit of a break from putting together exploding toys, creating poisonous gasses, and the like, and he loves hearing the sound of his own voice when it comes to the subject at hand.]

[Voice]

Greetings, Luceti! You know, if there's one thing I miss about home, it's the excitement. Back there, we had this lunatic going around town who dressed up like a bat and beat people to a pulp! You'd never know when or where he'd rear his pointy head!

Rumour had it that, if you caught him in a bad mood, he'd rip out your heart and eat it! I don't buy that particular rumour, of course, much like I don't buy the rumour that he's here of all places. Still, quick show of hands - who's got someone like that where they come from? Any stories to share?

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Patient Interview #2

2013-02-11T23:48:28Z

[Luckily for the Joker, he arrived in his own apartment, as opposed to the middle of the forest or on top of a mountain. However, the downside to this whole kidnapping business more than made up for that. Upon waking up, it was incredibly obvious that something was wrong. His breathing was a lot more raspy than it had been, and he couldn't stop coughing every few minutes. A quick look at his hands told him everything that he needed to know - he had Titan poisoning again. He couldn't forget what that felt like - prior to his arrival in Luceti, his condition had been deteriorating for the past year. And to make matters worse, it didn't seem to have started from scratch; rather, he felt similar to how he did roughly a week before Batman showed up in Arkham City. That certainly wasn't good - he had no idea if it would continue to advance that quickly, and he didn't know any brilliant scientist whose wife or family he could hold hostage. As much as he hates to admit it, he needs to ask for help - sure, death isn't permanent here, but he'd prefer to avoid it if it's not Batman-inflicted.]

[When he gets to his journal, he only writes three words down, making sure to stay out of the camera's way when doing so. Hiding his face - for now, at least - had become routine, (no point in showing himself if he wasn't bragging about his latest crime) and it was even more important when he was like this. After all, he didn't want anyone to see him as weak. He wrote this down hastily, but in big letters so it would be eye-catching.]

Need a DOCTOR

((OoC: he won't be killed off - the kidnapping effect will wear off right before that, but he'll be increasingly desperate as the week goes on.))

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Patient Interview #1

2012-11-15T01:54:02Z

[Action]

[Upon waking up, a few things were abundantly clear to the Joker. One - someone had stolen his clothes. This simply would not do - those suits were expensive! Two, he could breathe again, and his skin no longer looks like a giant rash. That's certainly a positive sign - he doesn't remember getting the cure to his Titan poisoning, or getting into that Lazarus Pit, but he's sure that it'll come back to him sooner or later. Three, it's apparent that he's not in Gotham any more - he's probably lived in Gotham all his life (at least, that's how he remembers it at the moment), and he's never seen this many trees in one place, barring Poison Ivy's attempts to "return the land to its natural state" or whatever hippie nonsense she was spouting.

Looking around to try and find where he is, it doesn't take long for him to find the journal, and a quick look-through gives him all the information that he needs. Being trapped in another world doesn't faze him as much as it would other people - on the contrary, he finds it kind of funny. Here he was, on the verge of breaking out of one walled-in city, and now he's been thrown into another one!]

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[It doesn't take long for him to reach the town, grab a few necessary items from the stores, and break into a random apartment (though thankfully, it's unoccupied - not that it would have stopped him if it wasn't, but it's probably for the best), so he considers what to do next. As much as he'd like to make a grandiose gesture announcing his return to health, he decides to hold off - first impressions are important after all. Even if he decided to celebrate by gutting a few passers-by, people would think that he's a thug or someone like Zsasz, rather than seeing him for the criminal genius that he is. He'll hold off until he's got something that's worth doing. And speaking of first impressions...]

[Video]

Greetings, Luceti! No need to fill me in on all the little details about this situation - I think I've got the gist of it. It was certainly inconsiderate of our hosts to drop me a forest in such miserable weather, but I don't mind. [Actually, he's thinking of ways to kill them right now.] I'll just consider this to be a nice vacation - I could certainly use one.

This place seems pitifully small, so I'm sure I'll run into most of you eventually. I hope that, when I do, I'll brighten your day - after all, I always manage to put a smile on the face of everyone I meet!

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luceti application

2012-11-10T13:41:24Z

Mun

Name: Mega
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Current Characters at Luceti: Erza Scarlet (redhairedknight), Son Goku (4starsavior)

( When you take an insane person to the asylum, you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best! )

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