[He's used to it by now - he's been getting confused stares for as long as he can remember (which, admittedly, isn't all that long). He's managed to find his suit by this point, thankfully - the new feather pants don't work well with his skin - but there's still a few things that he needs.]

I've been told this is where newbies go if they need help with something. [Okay, so he overheard someone else talking about it - the details aren't important to him.] I'm just looking for some knick-knacks that I normally use in my comedy routine - squirting flowers, chattering teeth, that sort of thing. Any idea where I could find them?